My name’s Kelli. I’m in my mid-20s, a Midwestern transplant to Canada’s biggest city, and I’m a writer.
I think a lot about place, space, identity, and the stuff that makes people tick. This is where I write about those things, and whatever else strikes my fancy. I’m flattered you’re here and letting it strike your fancy, too.
Here are a few to get started:
-The angst of the halfie
-Why I’d rather be dumped
-The indignity of baby fever
-The hair down there
For more info or PR things, contact brain.guts.hands(at)gmail.com

Just stopped by your blog after reading Eating Bender’s post. Love the title of your blog and all the different pages. I am a new bloggie myself. It gets addicting fast! Good luck and I’m looking forward to reading more!
-Angela
http//:2bahealthyfit.com
Thanks Angela! I’m definitely having fun with it. I look forward to reading yours as well
-Kelli
Dear Kelli,
Congratulations for who and what you are and the future is reserving/booking great and great good things for you.
Awesome kelli.
Appo
Thank you Appo! Congrats to you, too, on the Swahili team’s great accomplishment
Awesome recipes and you’re cute too!
-A
Gee, thanks Aaron!
I’d like to see more “Hands!” … this category is lacking!
More to come shortly! I’ve been thinking with my stomach lately.
You really beautiful. like reeeally.
Thanks, David Collier! Are you the Halifax, Peterborough, or Vancouver version?
Nope nope & nope. I’m an Inventor from Grand Rapids. I was just futzing around on the internet, came to your blog and thought, WOW – what compelling features. You seem like you would like to write a great Novel one day. Yes?! Well, never give up on your writing dreams! If you experience any set backs, just remember the story of the “The Failure”:
He failed in business in 31.
Ran for State Legislature and lost in 32.
Tried business again in 33 and he failed again.
His sweetheart died in 35.
He had a nervous breakdown in 36.
He was defeated for Congress in 43.
Defeated again for Congress in 48.
Defeated again when he ran for Senate in 55.
He was even defeated for the Vice-Presidency in 56.
Ran for Senate again in 58 and lost.
THIS MAN NEVER QUIT – HE KEPT TRYING UNTIL THE END!
IN 1860, THIS MAN – ABRAHAM LINCOLN, WAS ELECTED THE 16TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID.
It seems that if you want to triple your success ratio, you might have to triple your failure rate.
Pick up a copy of his Biography – You’ll enjoy it, it’s really good! Like reeeally! lol:P
Hi,
I just had a quick question about your site. Would you mind emailing me back?
Thanks,
Christina
Done and done.
Was nice to see you and Jon again, although it would have been better under happier circumstances.
I find your blog very engaging, personal and warm.
If you feel like filling your mind with crazy and strange ideas, mine is at deliciouslyquirky.com
Take Care,
Alain
Thanks Alain! Your blog is really fun too. I’m going to add it to my blogroll!
Darling! Have you read Lynda Barry? She is similar to you and your love of exclamation points in the header. If you’ve not read I would HIGHLY recommend “ONE! HUNDRED! DEMONS!” It is truly amazing.